Monday, March 10, 2008

Review - 10,000 B.C.

In case you were wondering, the "B.C." stands for "bull crap".

Convincing my testosterone-drunk budies to see Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day turned out to be more difficult than I thought, but in the spirit of socialization and good manners, I obliged to accompany them this weekend to see this brain-dead sucker-fest. Everyone in the theatre felt like suckers. Afterwards, one man literally demanded his money back. I thought that was just a figure of speech!

Rather than write a long and pointless review about why you should not see this long and pointless movie, I'll just save you even more time by simply saying, "Do. Not. See. This. Movie."

10,000 B.C. = 2009 Razzie frontrunner ("NO OSCAR FOR YOU!")

0.5 / ****

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